Johnny Intern

Johnny Intern – Ep. 1

Johnny Intern.

*Enters office*

JI: Hey boss.

Muslim Boss.

*looks up, while praying*

MB: Get the f*ck out of my office.

*continues praying*

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Johnny Intern.

*Enters bathroom*

JI: Good morning.

Coworker.

*checking Instagram at urinal*

C: It’s 1 pm.

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Johnny Intern.

*wearing headphones, listening to music*

Other Intern.

*tries to get Intern’s attention*

Johnny Intern.

*removes headphones*

JI: My bad. What’s up.

Other Intern.

OI: Hi.

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Johnny Intern.

*at Subway*

JI: Hi I’ll have the ‘Seafood Sensation’

Sandwich Architect.

*Pakistani*

SA: YES!

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Johnny Intern.

*at intern happy hour*

JI: So, what brings you to DC?

Girl.

*blonde*

G: I’m a poli sci / communications double major.

Johnny Intern.

*fakes surprise*

JI: Oh that’s cool! What do you want to do with that?

Girl.

*looking at phone*

G: Modeling.

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Credits:

(In order of appearance)

Johnny Intern
Muslim Boss
Coworker
Other Intern
Sandwich Architect
Girl

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